Patrick

Patrick is a bard at The Cat's Lair in Paws in Ultima VI.

Description
Despite Patrick's training at the Conservatory in Britain, alongside Johann, Lazeena, and Sionnach, the Avatar found Patrick's skills to be lackluster. His songs tended to be non-sensical and full of cliches and poorly written lyrics. He readily admitted that Mandrake was the superior bard, easily beating him in a songwriting competition, despite any formal training. He seemed rather fond of Dr. Cat, and enjoyed working at his establishment despite Dr. Cat's bizarre interest in ducks. Like Mandrake, Patrick believed that a throat wet with the finest ales was essential for any good bard's performance.

Patrick was also willing to sing a rather bawdy tale about the young blacksmith and the buxom young damsel.