Jonah

Jonah is a slick salesman in Buccaneer's Den in Ultima IX.

Description
Jonah passionately hawked his mysterious product from the shores of Buccaneer's Den, claiming that he had "a product  that  makes  you  rich,   smart,   healthy,   and  attractive,   that  draws  friends  and  adventures,   that  gives  special  powers  of  entrancement  and  that  can  make  you  the  envy  of  all  around  you!" Jonah told the Avatar that this product could be had for the low price of half his gold. Should the Avatar purchase this item, all he receives is a useless dagger known as the Ginwoo.

Trivia

 * The knife that the Avatar received is based upon the Ginsu brand of knives, famous for their "hard-sell" marketing and infomercials.