User:Blu3vib3

About me
''I'm a nerdy chick. I will edit in sporadic bursts to fill pages with awesome weird minutae and overlong sentences.''

My philosophy on Ultima: I'm pretty sure that Ultima IX sucked to punish us for our combined sins of murdering Bliy Skup Ductosnore several thousand times.

My philosophy on nerdom in general: My favorite Lord of the Rings character is Radaghast the Brown.

My philosophy on life: 40% Leo Tolstoy, 25% Catholic Guilt, 20% 1990s video game philosophy, 10% Anarchist Theory, 10% Chaos Magick (with a K!), 5% Unitarian Universalist Feelgood Mojo - I like to give 110%.

Things I Would Like to Do

 * add translations of Gargish that isn't translated in game where feasible.
 * LATIN!
 * incorporate fun facts regarding the cut Serpent Isle plot documents
 * incorporate weird narrative bits of obscure manuals and cluebooks.
 * incorporate other strange and wonderful minutae wherever I can
 * fix all the writing that wouldn't earn me at least a B+ in an advanced Humanities seminar
 * cut down on oppressive language, slut-shaming, racial stereotyping etc... without making the Wiki look like a Gender and Woman's studies reader.
 * rewrite the Ultima IX articles such as that I won't feel dirty for having played the game.

Actual Things I am Doing Right Now

 * Rewriting Ultima II articles in such a way as to emphasize the presence of Soviet interstellar pirates, Cthuluoid Uranian jesters and things that made the game awesome, without caving to my desire of abject speculation (Largely finished.. still a few odds and ends,
 * De-Ultima7-ing the pages for the cities
 * De-Ultima7-ing the pages for the keeps
 * Rewriting Ultima I articles in such a way as to emphasize the presence of aircars, time travel and stuff that's flipping sweet in as serious a tone as I can muster.

My favorite pages

 * Bliy Skup Ductosnore - I love you, man... sorry for killing you. :(
 * Blaine - Mild mannered gypsy lad... or valiant combatant in THE MOUSTACHE WAR?