Roofus

Two mean-looking guards named Roofus work in Buccaneer's Den during Ultima IV.

Description
Roofus and Roofus were tasked with guarding the bridge which led to to Buccaneer's Den. They would both prove rather hostile to the Stranger talking to them, calling the hero such names as "slime," "scumpuppy," "jerk," and even "wise &##."