Foulwell

Foulwell is the court jester of Castle Blackthorn in Ultima V.

Foulwell proved to be very annoying and dangerous to talk to. Instead of jokes, he told stories of a woman being quartered after she resisted a guard who'd tried to rape her, and the cook's young nephew being cooked for food for not laughing over Foulwell's jokes. Despite Foulwell being a disgusting man, the Avatar tried to not provoke him and agreed, that it was funny, since being too critical would make Foulwell sour and call the guards.