Short Round

Short Round is a small child that could be found in Yew during the time of Ultima IV.

Short Round told the Stranger that he worked for "Indi Jones", who was on a fun quest right then. He then asked the Stranger if the hero was having fun; if the Stranger answered affirmatively, he said to write to Lord British and tell him. If the Stranger answered negatively, he said that he was very sorry, as all of "them" were wishing the hero was having fun.

Trivia

 * Short Round is a character from the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, as is of course Indiana Jones.
 * Short Round breaks the fourth wall by talking to the player directly and asking them about their experience with the game, mentioning Richard Garriott (as Lord British) and the rest of the team at Origin.