Myrtle

Myrtle is a woman forced into a naturalist lifestyle by the Britannian Tax Council, living in the Bee Cave together with her husband Murray.

When meeting Tseramed in Ultima VII, the ranger told the Avatar that there were two strange people living in the Bee Cave that he thought he knew from his past in Yew. Entering the Cave he/she soon found two totally naked people who called themselves Papa and Mama.

At first it seemed as if these two grew up in the cave, but after probing further, "Papa" had to give up the charade and admitted that he was Murray, former owner of the Apothecary in Yew. The Tax Council had literally taken away his last shirt, so he had to leave civilisation with his wife and decided with her to enter this simple style of life.

Then talking with Myrtle, she said that it was so much fun to confuse people and admitted that she liked this simple life style. And although she thought that Murray was rather lazy, she loved him nonetheless.

Trivia

 * Having Spark in the group really pays off when talking with her. This is probably the first nude woman he sees and Iolo has to remind him to close his mouth and not to make such big eyes.