Eloemosynator

The Eloemosynator is a really strange Talorid on Talorus in Ultima Underworld II, whose job is even stranger.

When the Avatar talked to the Eloemosynator, he told the hero that it is his job to.... and the Avatar was promptly lost when the Eloemosynator then dived into a lengthy and not understandable job description which included the chaos in the universe. He even seemed to have fun by confusing the Avatar, who didn't understand at all what an Eloemosynator was good for.

Later the Vorz Ductosnore asked the Avatar if he/she had spoken with the Eloemosynator. After confirmation it seemed that even the Talorids themselves had no idea what this strange one was actually doing.