Andre the French Chef

Andre the French Chef is a chef who can be found within Lord British's private kitchen within Castle Britannia on Earth in 1423 B.C. and 1990 A.D. in Ultima II.

It is unknown how this seemingly ordinary drunken chef was capable of surviving over 3400 years within Lord British's kitchen, but despite the ravages of time, he happily told the Avatar "I drink, therefore I am" in 1423 B.C., and the was willing to offer the Stranger colduck in 1990 A.D.