Foulwell

Foulwell is the court jester of the Palace of Blackthorn in Ultima V.

Foulwell proved to be very dangerous to talk to. Instead of jokes, he told stories of a woman being quartered after she resisted a guard who'd tried to rape her, and the cook's young nephew being cooked for food for not laughing at his jokes.

If the Avatar did not agree that Foulwell's jokes were funny he would call the guards.